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• Thought the oil on the ground was soy sauce. Asian mind. FML.

  January 22, 2012 | 0 Comments | Post Comment

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• Just spent the whole day on a three page paper. FMfreshmanL

  January 22, 2012 | 0 Comments | Post Comment

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• Just send an email to a professor trying to enroll in a closed class. Addressed thm by the wrong name. FML

  January 17, 2012 | 1 Comments | Post Comment

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  • kablam 9:04 pm on January 18, 2012 Permalink | Reply
    

    Ooo, I did the same thing…except to my TA.

• Waited 10 months for my GF to be ready for IT. We broke up last week. Asian Grad student. FML

  January 15, 2012 | 3 Comments | Post Comment

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  • gman 4:05 pm on January 15, 2012 Permalink | Reply
    

    Sounds like a tease. Sucks, dude (or dudette, I don’t judge)

  • 10 months? 11:14 am on January 21, 2012 Permalink | Reply
    

    I don’t think she was ever planning to do it with you.

  • Anon 1:29 pm on January 22, 2012 Permalink | Reply
    

    Sorry she dumped you. I don’t think she was going to sleep with you anyway, though…

• I’m abroad and I just want to come home. FML

  January 15, 2012 | 2 Comments | Post Comment

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  • gman 4:17 pm on January 15, 2012 Permalink | Reply
    

    Don’t like being there, or don’t like being away?

  • Awww 1:28 pm on January 22, 2012 Permalink | Reply
    

    Which country?

• I thought I was going to get to enjoy my break. Until my grades starting coming up on PennInTouch. FML.

  January 12, 2012 | 2 Comments | Post Comment

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  • LOLZ 3:27 pm on January 13, 2012 Permalink | Reply
    

    Sucks to suck.

    • OP 9:35 pm on January 24, 2012 Permalink | Reply
      

      I suppose commenting on things like this makes you feel better about yourself. YLIWharton

• This year I decided to come back to campus early to relax with friends. Too bad my room was directly below one of the burst pipes in Harrison and I will now be spending the time before classes crashing in friend’s rooms and trying to account for all the damage done to my property. FML

  January 12, 2012 | 1 Comments | Post Comment

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  • that sucks. 5:06 pm on January 12, 2012 Permalink | Reply
    

    They’re paying for damages, right?

• FML at the old man who comes into the library during daytime during finals, falls asleep, and then snores. loudly. right next to me.

  December 21, 2011 | 2 Comments | Post Comment

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  • van-pelt hermit 7:05 pm on December 21, 2011 Permalink | Reply
    

    lol. that African American old guy who studies every day in the ground floor study center in van pelt? omg, yeah, he’s actually pretty annoying

    • OP 7:35 pm on December 24, 2011 Permalink | Reply
      

      lol yep thats the one

• After my final: Facebook is still there. The chance to pass the test, gone.

  December 21, 2011 | 0 Comments | Post Comment

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• Nap or masterbation. Only enough time for one. Fml.

  December 15, 2011 | 3 Comments | Post Comment

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  • gman 2:50 am on December 15, 2011 Permalink | Reply
    

    The real WTF is that you can’t even spell masturbation, even though you presumably have spellcheck in your browser…

    • OP 10:42 pm on December 15, 2011 Permalink | Reply
      

      No spell check, sent from my phone. Have not slept in 3 days. Probably should have gone with the nap.

      As a side note, internet explorer does not have spell check, which I do not understand why.

      Penn15, how can you help me nap? HA HA, see what I did there. Not to tired to entertain myself at least.

  • penn15 6:11 pm on December 15, 2011 Permalink | Reply
    

    Come over. I’ll help.

• It smells like someone shit their pants in Van Pelt. Like I’m not having a hard enough time already? FML

  December 12, 2011 | 1 Comments | Post Comment

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  • Cricket 7:44 pm on December 12, 2011 Permalink | Reply
    

    Study somewhere else, like in the Fisher Fine Arts library

• I’ve been high for so long that being sober feels weird. FML?

  December 11, 2011 | 5 Comments | Post Comment

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  • someone 11:52 pm on December 11, 2011 Permalink | Reply
    

    Maybe you should study for your finals.

  • psychology 7:57 pm on December 12, 2011 Permalink | Reply
    

    fun fact: if you learned material while drunk or high, you’re more likely to recall it for an exam while drunk or high.

    • Anonymous 6:28 pm on December 13, 2011 Permalink | Reply
      

      [citation needed]

      • citation 9:01 pm on December 14, 2011 Permalink
        

        State-dependency on learning, Godden, D. R., & Baddeley, A. D. (1975). Context-dependent memory in two natural environments: On land and underwater. British Journal of Psychology, 66(3), 325-331.

  • how high? 7:20 pm on December 15, 2011 Permalink | Reply
    

    get high,
    study high,
    get high scores…

• YOU WILL DO GREAT TODAY. Good luck on finals!

  December 9, 2011 | 0 Comments | Post Comment

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• Why is it so hard to find a fuck buddy here not just a one night stand? FML.

  December 6, 2011 | 1 Comments | Post Comment

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  • Anonymous 8:21 am on December 8, 2011 Permalink | Reply
    

    cause you aren’t any good in bed?

• Chem 251…. So many Mechanisms!! FML!

  December 3, 2011 | 1 Comments | Post Comment

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  • zman 2:48 am on December 11, 2011 Permalink | Reply
    

    you did that to yourself, buddy