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  • guess who is coming to upenn next year to further her education? My overprotective mom. She also wants to see if we can be roommates. I still have 3 1/2 years here. FML.

    December 16, 2009 | 3 Comments | Post Comment
    Score: +113 / -1

     
    • Ouch 11:54 pm on December 17, 2009 Permalink | Reply

      YLIF!!

    • FYL 2:41 pm on December 18, 2009 Permalink | Reply

      This one is def a winner

      • Anonymous 12:28 am on December 30, 2009 Permalink | Reply

        Fuck…I am never going to complain about my life again…

  • For the last time grandma, I DON’T GO TO PENN STATE! FML

    December 31, 2009 | 0 Comments | Post Comment
    Score: +82 / -5

     
  • I wish my exam grades were an April Fool’s joke. FML

    April 1, 2010 | 0 Comments | Post Comment
    Score: +66 / -1

     
  • Overslept and missed my final. FML.

    December 17, 2009 | 0 Comments | Post Comment
    Score: +64 / -4

     
  • Just realized I typed the world “tits” instead of “its” in the writing portfolio I submitted last night. I hope the graders enjoy my essay on “architecture and tits renovation.” FML

    December 12, 2009 | 1 Comments | Post Comment
    Score: +60 / -0

     
    • FYL 1:17 am on December 14, 2009 Permalink | Reply

      I [[GENUINELY]] LMAO @ this one, HAHA

  • My cactus died. I’m less nurturing than a desert. FML

    November 20, 2009 | 0 Comments | Post Comment
    Score: +63 / -4

     
  • Today, my hangover got the best of me. I threw up in a trashcan on Locust Walk. In front of a tour group FML.

    December 1, 2009 | 0 Comments | Post Comment
    Score: +58 / -1

     
  • The limit did exist. FML

    November 18, 2009 | 4 Comments | Post Comment
    Score: +58 / -2

     
    • Anonymous 4:10 pm on November 19, 2009 Permalink | Reply

      i know and it was 1/4

    • Anonymous 4:10 pm on November 19, 2009 Permalink | Reply

      and it was 1/4

    • EngineeringFail 6:31 pm on November 20, 2009 Permalink | Reply

      FML. Same here!

    • TriedDoublePath 1:21 pm on November 22, 2009 Permalink | Reply

      I saw this and immediately loved this site

  • I just walk-of-shamed from Drexel and, instead of going home to wash away the filth of the night, walked into VP because I have so much work to do. FML.

    December 6, 2009 | 0 Comments | Post Comment
    Score: +55 / -1

     
  • my aunt sent me a Penn State sweatshirt in the mail for the holidays. FML

    December 12, 2009 | 1 Comments | Post Comment
    Score: +55 / -1

     
    • Anonymous 6:52 pm on December 23, 2009 Permalink | Reply

      Wow I am sorry.

  • Worst part of going back to Penn? Returning to low-flow showers. FOL.

    January 9, 2010 | 1 Comments | Post Comment
    Score: +45 / -0

     
    • deaf? 11:25 pm on January 10, 2010 Permalink | Reply

      i don’t get how the penn showers make so much noise, i feel like im standing next to a jet engine??? when i turn it off its like one of those war movies where something exploded next to the guy and he cant hear any thing for a min.

  • I’m a TA for a 300 person lecture course. While proctoring the first exam I saw a kid looking at a tiny paper in his hand. I ran up and tore his exam to shreds, grabbed the piece of paper. It said: “I believe in you -mom”

    November 19, 2009 | 4 Comments | Post Comment
    Score: +51 / -6

     
    • Anonymous 1:06 am on November 20, 2009 Permalink | Reply

      woooow that sucks…lol so sad

    • Anonymous 3:26 am on November 20, 2009 Permalink | Reply

      This is terrible!

    • Anonymous 11:27 pm on November 21, 2009 Permalink | Reply

      overdone and not true

    • Anonymous 7:25 pm on November 22, 2009 Permalink | Reply

      so true, it happened to my friend. this bitch offered to give him a make-up

  • I never realized how poor I was until I came to this school and met all of these people. FML.

    March 31, 2010 | 8 Comments | Post Comment
    Score: +46 / -1

     
    • Don't worry 3:25 am on April 1, 2010 Permalink | Reply

      Try not to look at it that way. Instead, think of it as: “I never realized how wealthy some people are.”

    • Voice of Reason 3:21 pm on April 1, 2010 Permalink | Reply

      What’s annoying is that people flaunt their wealth ridiculously. Truly rich people don’t feel the need to tell everyone how much they spent on every item or dinner.
      Also, you should keep in mind a lot of people are in a lot of debt and are not really rich-just too in debt to care about relatively small costs of dinner and coffee ($4 for coffee seems insignificant when you have 30 k in loans)

    • Anonymous 6:54 pm on April 1, 2010 Permalink | Reply

      What’s annoying is that people can automatically tell if you’re not well-off. Its like a sixth sense, and you’re slightly rejected for it.

      • Anonymous 8:39 pm on April 1, 2010 Permalink | Reply

        definitely agree. i was told i seemed like “a financial-aid student”. thanks.

        • Anonymous 10:37 pm on April 1, 2010 Permalink

          you should have said: “really? I seem like the majority of Penn students? K, thanks.”

        • Anonymous 1:11 am on April 2, 2010 Permalink

          yeah, I have received a great deal of condescending pity for having a work study job.

        • Daddy ruined the economy 2:24 am on April 2, 2010 Permalink

          its not a 6th sense we have a monthly news letter.

    • i feel ya 10:21 pm on April 4, 2010 Permalink | Reply

      i totally agree. money seems to dictate the social scene around here. i thought i was relatively well-off until i came to penn

  • I never wake up in the morning feeling like P-Diddy. FML.

    January 20, 2010 | 2 Comments | Post Comment
    Score: +46 / -2

     
    • Anonymous 9:54 am on January 22, 2010 Permalink | Reply

      do you brush your teeth with a bottle of Jack?

    • Anonymous 2:34 pm on January 22, 2010 Permalink | Reply

      I guess you don’t brush your teeth with a bottle of jack before leaving either…

  • The day I planned to get the H1N1 shot, I woke up with H1N1…

    November 17, 2009 | 1 Comments | Post Comment
    Score: +43 / -1

     
    • Anonymous 3:02 am on November 24, 2009 Permalink | Reply

      hahahahahahaha that sucks

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