guess who is coming to upenn next year to further her education? My overprotective mom. She also wants to see if we can be roommates. I still have 3 1/2 years here. FML.
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For the last time grandma, I DON’T GO TO PENN STATE! FML
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I wish my exam grades were an April Fool’s joke. FML
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Overslept and missed my final. FML.
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Just realized I typed the world “tits” instead of “its” in the writing portfolio I submitted last night. I hope the graders enjoy my essay on “architecture and tits renovation.” FML
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FYL
I [[GENUINELY]] LMAO @ this one, HAHA
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My cactus died. I’m less nurturing than a desert. FML
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Today, my hangover got the best of me. I threw up in a trashcan on Locust Walk. In front of a tour group FML.
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The limit did exist. FML
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Anonymous
i know and it was 1/4
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Anonymous
and it was 1/4
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EngineeringFail
FML. Same here!
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TriedDoublePath
I saw this and immediately loved this site
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I just walk-of-shamed from Drexel and, instead of going home to wash away the filth of the night, walked into VP because I have so much work to do. FML.
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my aunt sent me a Penn State sweatshirt in the mail for the holidays. FML
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Anonymous
Wow I am sorry.
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Worst part of going back to Penn? Returning to low-flow showers. FOL.
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deaf?
i don’t get how the penn showers make so much noise, i feel like im standing next to a jet engine??? when i turn it off its like one of those war movies where something exploded next to the guy and he cant hear any thing for a min.
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I’m a TA for a 300 person lecture course. While proctoring the first exam I saw a kid looking at a tiny paper in his hand. I ran up and tore his exam to shreds, grabbed the piece of paper. It said: “I believe in you -mom”
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Anonymous
woooow that sucks…lol so sad
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Anonymous
This is terrible!
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Anonymous
overdone and not true
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Anonymous
so true, it happened to my friend. this bitch offered to give him a make-up
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I never realized how poor I was until I came to this school and met all of these people. FML.
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Don't worry
Try not to look at it that way. Instead, think of it as: “I never realized how wealthy some people are.”
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Voice of Reason
What’s annoying is that people flaunt their wealth ridiculously. Truly rich people don’t feel the need to tell everyone how much they spent on every item or dinner.
Also, you should keep in mind a lot of people are in a lot of debt and are not really rich-just too in debt to care about relatively small costs of dinner and coffee ($4 for coffee seems insignificant when you have 30 k in loans) -
Anonymous
What’s annoying is that people can automatically tell if you’re not well-off. Its like a sixth sense, and you’re slightly rejected for it.
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Anonymous
definitely agree. i was told i seemed like “a financial-aid student”. thanks.
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Anonymous
you should have said: “really? I seem like the majority of Penn students? K, thanks.”
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Anonymous
yeah, I have received a great deal of condescending pity for having a work study job.
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Daddy ruined the economy
its not a 6th sense we have a monthly news letter.
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i feel ya
i totally agree. money seems to dictate the social scene around here. i thought i was relatively well-off until i came to penn
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I never wake up in the morning feeling like P-Diddy. FML.
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Anonymous
do you brush your teeth with a bottle of Jack?
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Anonymous
I guess you don’t brush your teeth with a bottle of jack before leaving either…
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The day I planned to get the H1N1 shot, I woke up with H1N1…
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Anonymous
hahahahahahaha that sucks
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Ouch 11:54 pm on December 17, 2009 Permalink |
YLIF!!
FYL 2:41 pm on December 18, 2009 Permalink |
This one is def a winner
Anonymous 12:28 am on December 30, 2009 Permalink |
Fuck…I am never going to complain about my life again…