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  • Chem 251…. So many Mechanisms!! FML!

    December 3, 2011 | 1 Comments | Post Comment
    Score: +9 / -3

     
    • zman 2:48 am on December 11, 2011 Permalink | Reply

      you did that to yourself, buddy

  • Columbia, I regret turning you down. You were always my first love. Take me back. Please?” FML@UPenn for ever even cintemplating writing this

    December 2, 2011 | 10 Comments | Post Comment
    Score: +8 / -17

     
    • gman 1:11 am on December 3, 2011 Permalink | Reply

      If you don’t want to be here, get out. In the nicest way possible. You’re doing yourself a disservice

      • "Master" bater 10:45 pm on December 15, 2011 Permalink | Reply

        Your just filled with all kinds of nice posts aren’t you gman? Penn is a tough place, and assholes like you don’t help it any, and I say that in the nicest way possible.

        • gman 8:25 pm on January 18, 2012 Permalink

          I really didn’t mean it in a mean way, but if the OP really doesn’t want to be here, they should apply for transfer and cut their losses. It’ll only get harder.

          But I’m not here to say nice things and sympathize to people who didn’t know what they want and are now complaining. I knew what I was getting into, and it’s been going great.

      • Gmansux 4:03 am on January 8, 2012 Permalink | Reply

        you, sir, are a dick.

        • gman 8:28 pm on January 18, 2012 Permalink

          How eloquent. Any other helpful pieces of advice?

          Not trying to be a dick. Really. But I don’t have any interest in stupid platitudes. It sucks that the OP picked the wrong school, and it does happen, but complaining on PennFML isn’t the way to do anything about it.

          And if they don’t think they picked the wrong school, I’m not inclined to sympathize with them because they have some vague dislike of the situation.

    • i turned columbia down too 1:26 am on December 3, 2011 Permalink | Reply

      You probably would feel this way at Columbia too. It’s natural to assume that the grass is greener. Do you really think the finals period at Columbia is any more fun than is at Penn?

      Also, if you’re a freshman or a sophomore and have valid reasons for transferring (the core, etc) rather than ‘first love’, consider transferring. Penn may just not be the right place.

      • sushi 1:35 am on December 6, 2011 Permalink | Reply

        But NY is A-maizing, and a great place to find a future husband who works in finance.

    • transfer 5:59 pm on December 5, 2011 Permalink | Reply

      coming from a transfer who transferred into penn. it sucks transferring so just stick through it so you don’t have to hate it somewhere else even more.

    • lalala 7:18 pm on December 14, 2011 Permalink | Reply

      I go to Columbia, I still hate it here and regret turning down UChicago.

      Also, @sushi, can’t you just find one in Wharton?

      • sushette 7:24 pm on December 15, 2011 Permalink | Reply

        too immature, have to date older guys.

  • Jeff Lee passed away suddenly. You were a great friend and will be forever missed. We were all blessed to be friends with you. You will never be forgotten!

    November 22, 2011 | 1 Comments | Post Comment
    Score: +36 / -0

     
    • sad 2:23 am on November 22, 2011 Permalink | Reply

      Dean’s List Scholar in Nursing and Wharton. This guy had so much potential and he was a great mentor and friend too. I’m going to miss you buddy

  • Nobody likes bigger girls up here :( FML

    November 20, 2011 | 7 Comments | Post Comment
    Score: +7 / -5

     
    • someone 6:33 am on November 21, 2011 Permalink | Reply

      I do

    • someone else 1:07 pm on November 21, 2011 Permalink | Reply

      i do too

    • OP 1:06 am on November 25, 2011 Permalink | Reply

      great… now where are you guys hiding at? :-/

      • someone 11:33 pm on November 26, 2011 Permalink | Reply

        I’m all over the place ;)

        • Anonymous 10:59 pm on November 29, 2011 Permalink

          So is she.

        • touche 4:19 am on December 3, 2011 Permalink

          HA!

        • OP 9:10 pm on December 4, 2011 Permalink

          -___-
          LOL! ur funny.
          but yeah, i’ll be looking out for u guys :)

  • CBE 353. FML. Actually wait, CBE in general: FML.

    November 20, 2011 | 0 Comments | Post Comment
    Score: +8 / -1

     
  • Obnoxious econ 101 professor assigns 2 exams for 1 week. FML

    November 17, 2011 | 0 Comments | Post Comment
    Score: +10 / -1

     
  • Back to back physics tests on monday… fml

    November 16, 2011 | 0 Comments | Post Comment
    Score: +7 / -3

     
  • I found out in an advising session that I drunk dialed my academic advisor the other weekend. FML.

    November 16, 2011 | 0 Comments | Post Comment
    Score: +27 / -1

     
  • awkward boy keeps taking me on dates that may not be dates. but might be. FML

    November 15, 2011 | 4 Comments | Post Comment
    Score: +12 / -1

     
    • awkward boy? 7:25 pm on November 15, 2011 Permalink | Reply

      sounds like me! that’s what I tend to do.

    • awkward girl 8:09 pm on November 15, 2011 Permalink | Reply

      lots of girls would love the attention of an awkward boy. your life is just fine.

    • Anonymous 11:21 pm on November 16, 2011 Permalink | Reply

      where have you guys gone?

    • Anonymous 8:44 pm on November 21, 2011 Permalink | Reply

      if hes paying, its a date

  • Guy is friendly and says he doesn’t just want me for sex. Have sex, never speak again. FML

    November 12, 2011 | 2 Comments | Post Comment
    Score: +15 / -4

     
    • Anonymous 12:04 am on November 15, 2011 Permalink | Reply

      live and learn

    • donthatetheplayerhatethegame 1:05 am on November 16, 2011 Permalink | Reply

      That was so me. hahahaha FUL!

  • I feel like everyone hates me. I am too afraid to bother the people that are nice to me with requests to meet up, so I end up sitting here alone wondering. No friends FML.

    November 12, 2011 | 2 Comments | Post Comment
    Score: +14 / -0

     
    • Pen15 12:23 pm on November 13, 2011 Permalink | Reply

      Invite people to hang out! You have nothing to lose!

    • aperson 1:06 am on November 16, 2011 Permalink | Reply

      Come to my room and get crunk with me and my friends!

  • Can’t afford to pay my rent. FML

    November 8, 2011 | 8 Comments | Post Comment
    Score: +6 / -0

     
    • daddys princess 2:00 am on November 9, 2011 Permalink | Reply

      I think you wanted the Penn state FML

      • #Fin Aid 12:55 pm on November 10, 2011 Permalink | Reply

        Maybe you do if you’re as narrow minded to think that everyone at penn comes from a wealthy family.

      • Anonymous 7:44 pm on November 10, 2011 Permalink | Reply

        Not everyone who goes to Penn is well off

      • ISHYGDDT 5:55 pm on November 13, 2011 Permalink | Reply

        I’m pretty sure that was a joke — at least I hope

      • jesus 1:08 am on November 16, 2011 Permalink | Reply

        I agree. Poor people suck. And they smell bad. And they are lazy. I liked this university better when it didn’t admit the dirty stinking poor.

        • daddys princess 7:54 pm on November 16, 2011 Permalink

          way to take it too far …

        • jesus 7:20 pm on November 19, 2011 Permalink

          You could never possibly take it too far. The poor are the biggest plague society will ever have to cope with.

      • Harvard 11:36 pm on December 11, 2011 Permalink | Reply

        you mean this isn’t penn state FML?

  • So miserable..I’ve been away for the last year so no friends….I’m simply going through the motions of coursework and not truly learning anything…completely s*xually pent up…the girls I’ve met are not particularly nice…everyone’s so damn self-aggrandizing here…I hate being a workhorse…FML

    November 8, 2011 | 3 Comments | Post Comment
    Score: +18 / -2

     
    • Calcoolus 6:27 am on November 10, 2011 Permalink | Reply

      Geez, dude. I’m not sure what to say. Keep your chin up, I suppose.

    • Anon 7:19 pm on November 10, 2011 Permalink | Reply

      Sounds like me, except I’m a girl. Hope things get better for you.

    • Yea. 12:15 am on November 13, 2011 Permalink | Reply

      Try setting up some study sessions with classmates. Maybe that way you can socialize a bit more. I would also try to break the routine…. sign up for some volunteering or something, and feel better about what you’re doing with your time while meeting more peeps

  • I spent an hour trying to think of a FML..couldn’t do it..guess my life doesn’t suck
    FYL

    November 8, 2011 | 3 Comments | Post Comment
    Score: +5 / -12

     
    • FYL 12:44 am on November 8, 2011 Permalink | Reply

      actually, the fact that you spent an hour trying to think of of an “fml” probably means that your life does suck.

    • Anonymous 12:59 am on November 8, 2011 Permalink | Reply

      cool story bro

    • PennOptimist 8:27 am on November 8, 2011 Permalink | Reply

      I guess you have a good life

  • Saw Lord Voldemort, two girls as the Kaiba brothers, and a guy dressed as Amy Winehouse. Halloween at Penn is awesome. MLIG.

    November 2, 2011 | 0 Comments | Post Comment
    Score: +14 / -1

     
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